Here are a collection of silly chatup lines that I've previously posted on Twitter and Facebook. They don't really work unless you treat them as a joke or you've both had a lot to drink. But they're fun and harmless.
...I've lost my teddy bear, can I borrow you?
...if I follow you home, will you keep me?
...Hi I'm John. So, how am I doing?
...if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
...is it hot in here or is it you?
...could you give me directions to your heart?
...you must be tired as you've been running thru my mind all night.
...if you were a flower i would pick you.
...I must be lost I thought paradise was further away.
...excuse me I've lost my phone number, can I use yours?
...did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
...there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
...I'm new round here, could you give directions to your house?
...where have you been all my life?
...I need a phone, got to call my mum and tell her I've found the girl of my dreams.
...what's it like to be the most beautiful woman in the room?
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