Here are a collection of silly chatup lines that I've previously posted on Twitter and Facebook. They don't really work unless you treat them as a joke or you've both had a lot to drink. But they're fun and harmless.
...I've lost my teddy bear, can I borrow you?
...if I follow you home, will you keep me?
...Hi I'm John. So, how am I doing?
...if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
...is it hot in here or is it you?
...could you give me directions to your heart?
...you must be tired as you've been running thru my mind all night.
...if you were a flower i would pick you.
...I must be lost I thought paradise was further away.
...excuse me I've lost my phone number, can I use yours?
...did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
...there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
...I'm new round here, could you give directions to your house?
...where have you been all my life?
...I need a phone, got to call my mum and tell her I've found the girl of my dreams.
...what's it like to be the most beautiful woman in the room?
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 03, 2009
Something for National Kissing Day on Monday
As it's National Kissing Day on Monday 6 July I thought I'd tell you about the Nibble Kiss.
The Nibble Kiss is delicious and adaptable because it can be tender and loving one minute and playful and fun another. It's one of the few kisses in which you don't use your tongue. If you want to find out how it feels, just gently bite your own bottom lip.
Either the man or the woman can initiate the Nibble Kiss. If she withdraws her tongue slowly from his mouth he will usually follow into her mouth with his own tongue. She can then gently nibble the tip of his tongue. But she mustn't bite.
Alternatively, and more pleasurably, she can back off slightly and nibble his bottom lip. He can return the pleasure by trying to nibble hers. Then they might both end up trying to nibble or suck each other's lips in a playful way.
Sucking rather than nibbling is a lovely variation on this kiss. You can also nibble or suck your partner's upper lip. And if you are very dexterous, you can rub your nose against the inside of your partner's upper lip whilst sucking or nibbling their bottom lip.
There are more erotic kisses in my book The Art of Erotic Kissing which you can download half-price this weekend. Go to www.thedatingdoctor.co.uk/books/kissing.html
The Nibble Kiss is delicious and adaptable because it can be tender and loving one minute and playful and fun another. It's one of the few kisses in which you don't use your tongue. If you want to find out how it feels, just gently bite your own bottom lip.
Either the man or the woman can initiate the Nibble Kiss. If she withdraws her tongue slowly from his mouth he will usually follow into her mouth with his own tongue. She can then gently nibble the tip of his tongue. But she mustn't bite.
Alternatively, and more pleasurably, she can back off slightly and nibble his bottom lip. He can return the pleasure by trying to nibble hers. Then they might both end up trying to nibble or suck each other's lips in a playful way.
Sucking rather than nibbling is a lovely variation on this kiss. You can also nibble or suck your partner's upper lip. And if you are very dexterous, you can rub your nose against the inside of your partner's upper lip whilst sucking or nibbling their bottom lip.
There are more erotic kisses in my book The Art of Erotic Kissing which you can download half-price this weekend. Go to www.thedatingdoctor.co.uk/books/kissing.html
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